The film opens with RAMBO attempting to make a comeback as a major league baseball pitcher. He is in a field, throwing baseballs at empty milk cans. Suddenly, he is approached by the General.
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FACT: The RAMBO Quadrilogy is the finest cinematic masterpiece ever created by human hands
FACT: In his career, RAMBO has retroactively won the Vietnam War, driven the Soviets out of Afghanistan and liberated Burma. All of this was done singlehandedly.
FACT: Watching RAMBO films has been known to cause spontaneous testicular growth, even in women.
FACT: Four RAMBO films isn't nearly enough.
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